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LIKE CRAZY
DIRECTED BY DRAKE DOREMUS

Falling in and out love, pulled apart by circumstances you lost control over, and trying to regain something because of nostalgia and memory are what drives the couple Jacob and Anna in LIKE CRAZY. Though the movie toots its own horn with its naturalistic style in acting and dialogue, the film feels like a recreated French New Wave film, specifically its jump cuts that recall Godard’s BREATHLESS. But LIKE CRAZY is too full of itself to ever achieve the irreverent, sexy, and personal naturalness of BREATHLESS. Instead Doremus is pushing a romance that is very one-sided, Anna loves Jacob more, as a tragic romance of Love Story proportions with beautiful music played over montage shots of this couple in locales are listed as options for what your dream date is on OKCupid.
The film does not help itself when it has a leading man in Anton Yelchin who does not really have the gravitas to play a stubborn but desirable, much less believable, builder who manages to snag women the caliber of a Jennifer Lawrence (who feels underused if because she is also way more interesting than Yelchin as an actor and deserves more than being ‘the rebound chick’) or a Felicity Jones. Yelchin is better served as a sidekick in any kind of film but not so much here where he is just a wet blanket that holds the film back in that you wonder why she would be interested in him in the first place. The same cannot be said with Felicity Jones’ performance whose vulnerability, sense of wonder, and guilt are palpable, sincere, and far more interesting than this movie altogether. I wish this film was just built around her point of view as she is just far more watchable than the sad trombone of Yelchin’s Jacob. It would have been another film and a better one. Jones is an actress to watch and I hope she finds projects that are better than this one.
ONE DAY
DIRECTED BY LONE SCHERFIG

This movie is sobering in a number of ways. I have never seen a serious movie about romance feature every character in it be written as so unlikeable as ONE DAY treats its characters. Except of course for its main character of Emma (Anne Hathaway) whose affair she had with a married man in the novel this film was based on, is wiped away from the film version (the author of the book, David Nicholls, is responsible for his own adaptation on screen) to ensure she achieves martyrdom as a hybrid of the manic pixie dream girl meets beautiful all along later bloomer who “fixes” the Tory bourgeois arsehole Dexter (Jim Sturgess) after he hit rock bottom. Think of this movie like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button but instead of age it is emotional depth and looks that are lost and gained to eventually even out in this relationship.
Nicholls really fails his own novel’s positives. The side characters to Emma and Dexter are rendered mostly as unsympathetic and unmemorable for the audience to care how these two affect their lives. Dexter’s parents are made to just give moralizing speeches to their son increasingly becoming sucked in corporate greed working on television. Dexter’s mother dies before Patricia Clarkson can say anything interesting or personal in a terribly breathy faux-British accent and Dexter’s father just feels too damn detached for me to care. Dexter’s ex-wife oddly becomes much more interesting when she begins to drift apart from Dexter. Ironically, she is emotionally far more invested in him after their divorce. Then there is Ian, played by the incomparable Rafe Spall, who arguably should have been the guy to have gone through the ‘fix’ Emma wanted to give Dexter but is clearly not in her peripheral vision even as they co-habitate. There is actually a very well-done scene of Emma watching Dexter waste away on his television show while Ian is walking back and forth in the room physically sending her signals about getting intimate. She never bats an eye to Ian, whose face we never see in that scene, but one can only imagine the anger and sadness that befalls him. But Emma is made to be flawless in this adaptation and that is the film’s great problem.
Emma’s treatment of Ian is practically defended by both Nicholls and Scherfig on incredibly petty terms such as his bad sense of humor, his bad haircut, his bad taste in art, and his lack tact in being romantic. He is a man-child essentially but at least has awareness of his shortcomings, which is steps ahead of Dexter who is already too good-looking to warrant a cosmetic overhaul (and if you have seen recent photos of Rafe Spall, you know under that man-child was a striking-looking man). Yet Emma lives with Ian for years based on the flashing of the calendar year of July 15th while there is no real change in Ian. He is still the stubborn, unfunny but lovable, stand-up comic, while in contrast Emma and Dexter are changing by their own agency or by the world changing against them.
Nicholls cannot see past his own conceited design of his novel not working on screen. There is no reason why it should be so significant yet it manages to make the film a drag that offers no real growth or interest involved in characters not named Dexter or Emma. Aside from one side character, the ex-wife, there is no change of the characters and we just see them leave and return to the screen in certain intervals. Meanwhile, you see enough of Dexter to know the boy needs to get his house in order but when he finally gets together with Emma it is after he reveals a child-like jealousy that Emma found revolting in Ian’s behavior but endearing with Dexter. It just feels like being cheated seeing these characters get together after one acts like a jerk through most of the film until he hits rock bottom while the other just has to wait it out and get good advice to achieve her goals and then it is all happily ever…. no, on second thought Nicholls also stuck with the novel’s ending that was total bullshit.
Anne Hathaway is pretty good aside from thinking that imitating Julie Andrews gives off a proper Yorkshire accent. Jim Sturgess is a lot more acceptable than his American counterparts in these type of roles but his character is still pretty terrible rather than tragic.
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS
DIRECTED BY EDWARD ZWICK

This is one of those troubling adaptations where you wonder what the hell was going on in the thought process of these filmmakers and screenwriters. In the case of LOVE & OTHER DRUGS, it takes the prescient memoir HARD SELL by Jamie Reidy (name in the film changed to Jamie Randall, and not just because he looks nothing like Jake Gylenhaal) about the broken health care system controlled by big pharma that directly involves Reidy (a respected college grad and Army vet) who gets an entry level job that pays six-figures he loves to realizing what the system does to people like him, medical professionals, and patients screwed out of the system, specifically Reidy’s own friends that really turns him cynical. That world does not exist in the film, well, just not until a lot of not so significant time has gone on in the film.
Zwick’s film begins practically as a Tucker Max-fueled fantasy in the form of Jamie Randall, a guy with a libido that gives him a false sense of rebellion and independence, as he has backroom sex with a co-worker, who also is involved with the manager at some low-end tech store, gets him fired. Gyllenhaal’s smirk throughout the film, in the past used to create both uneasiness (Donnie Darko and Bubble Boy) to All-American earnestness (Brokeback Mountain, Zodiac, and October Sky) just does not feel right that it is now being used to parlay a cynical, snarky fratboy as a leading man. It is not really derided by Zwick, who gives us a seat at the Randall dinner table (which rivals the purposely bizarre comedy The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeosie in shameless, gross, consumerism at one dinner table) to find out he is hardly the worst Randall, oh boy, is he not the worst Randall. Josh Gad as Josh Randall, as in Jamie’s brother, is almost from another dimension, not just from another movie. The pudgy, doughy, ‘lives in mom’s basement’, incapable of human interaction and intimacy is something I don’t even think the creative team behind Porkys would have written out just because it would be too stereotypical. Gad’s turn up the energy to 11 does not help matters as it adds to the disgusting obnoxiousness and intrusion of his character throughout the film. How does Zwick want us to believe those two came from the same womb (RIP, Jill Clayburgh)? It reminds me of Zwick, whose TV background includes thirtysomething and My So-Called Life that each seemed obsessed with creating individual characters with complete 180 degree dichotomies from the next character. Gad (who I cannot believe was not nominated for a Razzie) is the Scrappy Doo of a film marred in several problems, but he is definitely a key component of one of those problems.
I mentioned before it is nothing like the source material. Think of it as a contrast to an equally wretched adaptation of book, Up in the Air (which for a movie hailed by limousine liberals as the film of OUR time, it predictably faded into Oscar-bait obscurity). That book was perfectly fine in its original form and a potent enough in its message about living that it did not need to be updated to have the recession as a backdrop, that ultimately rung hollow in a film that was also tied up in what tone it was going for between its script, direction, and actors. Meanwhile, Zwick’s film takes a prescient memoir about big pharma and a broken healthcare system and turns it into a film about a guy seeing the light through a very ill woman that changes him for the better. Oh, and there is a lot of sex and nudity to show just how connected these two are with each other.
Unlike ONE DAY, this change does feel slightly more genuine but it really is itself a whole other movie. When Anne Hathaway’s character, Maggie, enters the picture, we are forewarned about her condition, except Jamie who is apparently deaf when the audience hears ‘early onset of Parkinson’s Disease’ but we see them on a continuing path of hot sex and intimacy until she really takes on the illness and then we see montages of testimonials by real people with Parkinson’s Disease. Now that is sobering. While those scenes are far less intrusive as the real-time firing scenes in Up in the Air (except when Zach Galifianakis, who felt like he was in another film, gets fired), it just shows what depths Zwick had to go to give the film’s lead character an emotional reckoning (that includes a rather disgusting conversation with a pseudo-intellectual man with a wife who has Stage 4 Parkinson’s Disease).
The film’s sex scenes do not feel like a breath of fresh air in depicting sex (under the guidelines of the MPAA, of course). It just feels slightly gratuitous, including a truly voyeuristic shot that almost puts the audience as a third party watching these characters have sex behind a building. The insights to sexuality just feel pretentious and all too conceited to think of this as nothing but a poser film that is really just a romantic comedy, that is not at all funny, with all the trappings. Go watch films like Shortbus if you really want an honest, sex-positive, emotional, and truly funny film.
It is surprising Zwick went to his TV roots and movie beginnings based off a story that is pretty much gift-wrapped to him in its source material in social consciousness. I guess the movie did not involve the white guilt and white man’s burden he has obsessively done in the past decade for him to really take on this material in a serious manner. Not that LOVE & OTHER DRUGS is not serious. It is, however, a film that takes a bait and switch in tone with remains of its very unwatchable first half that felt like Zwick’s attempt at the Apatow crowd that in the second half tries to recover from to no avail.
Gyllenhaal is given the task of different tropes of characters that is in the end is a humbled goofball with the body of gladiator that while still room for improvement is an upgrade from sexual predator in the first half. Hathaway again toes the line of manic pixie dream girl with a performance that the film is not worthy of serving in any capacity. She is good and believable but the rest of the film is a canvass with the depth of a McDonald’s chain.